Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a...– Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit (via daniellemertina)
elphias-doge: dropkicks: in england we don’t say “i love you,” instead we’ve built an entire culture around being repressed where expressing your feelings is extremely frowned upon and i think that’s why we drink so much.
Gentlemen. This is what rape culture is like: Imagine you have a Rolex watch....– The Wretched of the Earth: [TW: rape] On Rape Culture (via epitomeofperfection) damn. (via becauseitis)
fuckies: I appreciate fine art and fine boys.
nikaalexandra: do you ever hear someone’s name and just
thelandoffakebelieve: Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy
best-of-funny: average-stalker: 0m: You give me a boner not a penis boner but a boner in my heart a heart on, an affection erection i like you too… don’t make it weird X
best-of-funny: maxterbate: is it spelled doughnuts or donuts what the heck X
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fulllmetal: im not sure if im hungry but im gonna eat anyway just in case
meladoodle: my dad accidentally called me dad once